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Professor Minerva McGonagall

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Report for the Ministry of Magic [Jan. 10th, 2006|11:41 pm]
Professor Minerva McGonagall
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[music |Peeves cackling in the hallway]

I spent a good deal of time today trying to arrange an alternate location for the Hogwarts computer room. It's been enormously popular, and at times there has been a lengthy wait for students and teachers alike to access one of the school computers. Aside from the delay, it ties up the Room of Requirement, making it unavailable for other purposes.

And so, after my last class, I dashed into Hogsmeade and went to the Ministry by Floo. However, I had a terrible time trying to explain to the gentleman I spoke with at the Ministry that the school computers must be connected to the Muggle *Internet*, and *not* the Floo network. On days like today, I think that a year of Muggle Studies ought to be a minimum for non-Muggles.

It's been quite a year so far, trying to juggle a full teaching load with Headmistress duties. I haven't played a game of chess in *weeks*. I spoke to Albus in his portrait, and we are going to have a match sometime this weekend. I should be able to move the pieces for him. Thank goodness I can still speak with him in his portrait, it's not quite as daunting as having him completly gone would be.
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[User Picture]From: ginlicious
2006-01-11 05:25 am (UTC)

Up With Girls Chess Down With Dumbledore

DEar Mrs Professor Mcgonalgall madam:

We wish to VOTE FOR YOU for WINNER OF CHEESE!!

Us girls gotta stick together, as Hermeione always sez.
She has a petition circulating about
BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING
on witches chess.
Participation, while not overtly shunned, is certainly defincient over the centuries. Only .08 percent of chess champions have been witches. JOIN HERMIONE IN A RALLY ON SATURDAY NIGHT AT WORLD WARTS< THE NEW BAR AND GRILL ABOVE WEASLEY NET HEADQUARTERS AND OUR FRANCHISE WEASLEY WIDGETS. (Begun in conjunction with Arthur Weasley, Minister of Important Muggle Ware and specializing in muggleplugs.

***** GO PLAID !!!!! *****

NEW PROUD OWNER OF A WEASLEYNET COMPUTER.
ginlicious@weasleydotnet
GET YOURS TODAY


DEar Mrs Professor Mcgonalgall madam:

We wish to VOTE FOR YOU for WINNER OF CHEESE!!

Us girls gotta stick together, as Hermeione always sez.
She has a petition circulating about
BREAKING THE GLASS CEILING
on witches chess.
Participation, while not overtly shunned, is certainly defincient over the centuries. Only .08 percent of chess champions have been witches. JOIN HERMIONE IN A RALLY ON SATURDAY NIGHT AT WORLD WARTS< THE NEW BAR AND GRILL ABOVE WEASLEY NET HEADQUARTERS AND OUR FRANCHISE WEASLEY WIDGETS. (Begun in conjunction with Arthur Weasley, Minister of Important Muggle Ware and specializing in muggleplugs.

***** GO PLAID !!!!! *****


Where's that tag thingy?
Why?
Need to mark this: Yep I got everything.
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[User Picture]From: ginlicious
2006-01-11 05:28 am (UTC)

Need IT HELP

HELP DESK: EMERGENCY !!!

My Stuipid brothers got on my computer and sent off some stupid message about cheese to Professor McGonagall. That is so dumb. I'm mortified. Please fix it.

Sincerely,
Ginny Weasley
ginlicious@weasleynet.com
PROUD OWNER OF A WEASLEY

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[User Picture]From: muggleplugs
2006-01-11 06:04 am (UTC)

Re: Need IT HELP

FRED?! GEORGE?! WHAT do you think you're doing?

...Oh darn, this is just writing, isn't it?

I must apologize for my sons' behavior, Minerva. I assure you I'll get to the bottom of this.


xxx[prtNN(04829-653g) kaggle fi^3]
DEAR MRS. PROFESSOR GONNORREA!
We Wish To Invite You To The Plaid Knickers Ball This Saturday Night!
Dress Will Be Casual - Very Casual! Let It All Hang Out!
Meet Single Plaid Afficionadoes From Around The World!
Admission 3 Galleons (To Cover Cost Of Punch)
Dance All Night, Or Until You Pass Out! We're Waiting For You!
(Refreshments Courtesy Of Weasley Net - Where Technology Meets Fun!)
[drdr333 end]

ERROR: BAD SCHEDULE! Aborting...

Gred, you idiot!
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[User Picture]From: p_m_mcgonagall
2006-01-11 06:33 am (UTC)

Re: Need IT HELP

Miss Weasley,

I will take care of your brothers. I know Arthur will be only too happy help.

You, however, may wish to change your password and take care of your signature file. Unless, in fact, you own a Weasley. Which may be the case shortly. In fact, you may find yourself owning *two* identical twin Weasleys.
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[User Picture]From: weasley_net
2006-01-11 08:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Need IT HELP

Why dear sister whatever is wrong with your computer? We here at Weasleynet would be very happy to help you in whatever it is that you need... so what seems to be the problem?

(SHUT UP GEORGE!)
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[User Picture]From: severus69
2006-01-16 04:40 am (UTC)
Minerva, my dear . . . might I have a word with you in your private chambers?
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